CURSE YOU, President Obama. You are working too hard to keep your promises made while you were campaigning for the Presidency, which you stole from us by getting more electoral votes than our glorious candidate got. We HATE that in a Democratic President.
According to http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/rulings/promise-kept/ you have kept 43 promises, during your first eight months in office and have broken only five.
These are the promises you have kept so far:
No. 58: Expand eligibility for State Children’s Health Insurance Fund (SCHIP)
“Expand eligibility for the Medicaid and SCHIP programs and ensure that these programs continue to serve their critical safety net function.”