On the convention eve on a bridge bound for nowhere
I met up with the Guvnor, we were both too wired to speak
So we took turns a starin out her window at the Russkies,
Ambition overtook her and she began to reek.
She said, John, I’ve made a life out of screwin people over,
And knowin all their weakness by the way they held their views,
So if you don’t mind my sayin, I can see you’re just a two-face.
For a taste of your power I’ll get you headlines in the news.
So I handed her some power and she became my veep,
Then she crushed out my opponents and moved me to the right.