by Maggie Van Ostrand
Dear Uncle Sam,
I just heard the best news about you, and it’s come at the right time, what with all the economy talk and general dissatisfaction with things like terrorists, illegals and how much money we owe China. I know it must be very hard on you to hear people saying it’s all your fault that Social Security is almost bankrupt and that Medicare is taking money from other crucial uses like keeping up perks for important Congressmen. On the other hand, I’d like to praise you for doing something wonderful.