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Another day, another bunch of crooks on Capitol Hill

A familiar site on Capitol Hill: a bunch of crooks appearing before a Congressional committee and taking the Fifth Amendment.

Just when did our daughters start dressing like hookers?

God knows I’m not a prude. As a teenager, I hid Playboys under my mattress, ogled the lingerie ads in the Sears Catalog and even knew about the secret place…

So, what happened?

Americans celebrated the 4th of July in mostly tradtional ways Thursday - at picnics, air shows, festivals and other public events.…

On this 4th, tell Osama to stick a firecracker up his ass

At least once an hour during the many television newscasts leading up to the 4th of July, some mushhead with a microphone asks Joe Citizen the same question: “Are you…

The real terror in the skies

I've never flown America West Airlines and, after hearing that two of their pilots tried to fly a plane out of Miami while tanked on booze, I doubt that I…

When the inmates run the mental wards

You gotta wonder just what kind of wacky weed they’re smoking in corporate offices these days.…

A horse whip for a horse’s ass

In a perfect world, we could take a horsewhip to Michael Newdow.

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