It's great when the voters turn their backs on conventional wisdom!
We pundits said that almost certainly we'd all know the Republican and Democratic nominees on Feb. 5. Ha!
We said John McCain was political dead meat. Ha!
We said Barack Obama would quickly fall to Hillary Rodham Clinton's big money, big momentum and big organization. Ha!
A few said Rudolph Giuliani was unstoppable. Ha!
Some thought Mitt Romney would catch fire because of his money, good looks and business acumen, despite his changing views. Ha!
Before my more conservative friends start leaping from buildings over Sen. John McCain's presidential primary victories, let me try to coax them back in from the ledge. Despite his myriad apostasies (e.g. McCain-Feingold's free-speech limits, anti-ANWR-oil-drilling votes, a mixed tax-cut record, creeping Kyotoism and cold feet on waterboarding), the Arizona Republican could do for fiscal responsibility what Ronald Reagan did for tax relief.
It was the night of Super Tuesday, and there was Barack Obama in full-throated splendor, saying that teachers, cooks and kitchen workers were with him in his effort to keep a particularly threatening group from running Washington anymore.
And who are these baddies he was referring to? Why, they are lobbyists, which is to say, they are people working on behalf of these teachers, cooks and kitchen workers, of citizens concerned about all sorts of issues from civil liberties to gun control, of businesses, unions and advocacy groups.
Ann Coulter says she'd rather vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton than John McCain. Rush Limbaugh has suggested he'd rather see the Democrats take the White House than a McCain win. James Dobson said he'd stay home rather than cast a vote in a contest between McCain and any opponent.
Such threats aren't confined to the GOP. Michelle Obama -- Barack's wife -- said she would "have to think" about supporting the Democratic ticket if Clinton wins the party's nomination.
What's happening to party unity? Should voters stay home rather than support the lesser of two evils?
For Barack Obama, California's early presidential primary was too early. He ran out of time before he could make inroads with women and non-black minorities, who have been the base of Hillary Rodham Clinton's support nationally and helped her win here Tuesday.
Exit polls conducted for the Associated Press and the national television networks show that Clinton built a huge lead among people who chose their candidate early in the campaign, but the decision was a toss-up among voters who made up their minds in the final three days before the election.
John McCain effectively sealed the Republican presidential nomination on Thursday as chief rival Mitt Romney suspended his faltering presidential campaign. "I must now stand aside, for our party and our country," Romney prepared to tell conservatives.
"If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror," Romney will say at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington.
Democratic Presidential wannabe Hillary Rodham Clinton's "inevitable" march to the nomination is mired in a financial, electoral and morale swamp.
With bills and salaries going unpaid, Clinton admitted Wednesday she wrote out a $5 million check from her personal funds to cover some expenses and go forward in her neck-and-neck contest with the surging Barack Obama but the loan won't be enough to bail out the financially-strapped campaign.
Many staffers will work without pay this month and Capitol Hill Blue has learned that many vendors are demanding cash up front because of the campaign's overdue bills.
"For all practical purposes, we're broke," a campaign staffer admits.
Sen. John McCain padded his commanding delegate lead in the Republican presidential race Wednesday and urged conservative critics to cut him some slack. In a Democratic surprise, Hillary Rodham Clinton disclosed she'd lent $5 million to her cash-short campaign.
"And I think the results last night proved the wisdom of my investment," said the former first lady, one day after trading victories with Barack Obama in a Super Tuesday string of contests from coast to coast.
The competition for Republican delegates was a runaway.
I'm reminded of the story about the young nun who asked the Mother Superior if it was all right to smoke a cigarette while praying. The Mother Superior erupted in anger at the very idea. Meekly, the nun posed a second question: "Is it all right to pray while smoking a cigarette?" That, the Mother Superior responded, is not just all right, it is commendable.
Some observations coming out of Super Tuesday:
The "phenom" phase of Sen. Barack Obama's campaign may be ending. The shine may be starting to deflect off the star. Yes, it's still a tight race for the Democratic presidential nomination between the junior senator from Illinois and the junior senator from New York. But up to this point Obama has had the distinct advantage (and disadvantage) of being less well-known. That era will soon be behind him.