Rob Kezelis

A Half-Baked Alaska Sermon

1832 – In Hiram, Ohio a group of men beat, tar and feather Mormon leader Joseph Smith, Jr.. 1999 – Glenn Beck begins talks with Church of Latter Day Saints to trade his ADHD disorder for a lifetime membership in their church. COINCIDENCE? I think NOT! “Don’t retreat. RELOAD” — Sarah Palin “I cannot live […]

The Mobius Strip: Today’s GOP

1865 – August Moebius and Johann Listing create the one sided, one edged mathematical entity called the Mobius Strip. 2010 – Sarah Palin agrees to join Tim Pawlenty and Norm Coleman for a fund-raiser supporting Michelle Bachmann COINCIDENCE? I think NOT! “Half a truth is often a great lie.” — Benjamin Franklin “Mr. President, the […]


Nope, not what you think. As much as I am tempted to excoriate the Health Care Reform Meat & Greet, the ultimate result of that waste of time is obvious. We will have health care reform, there will be reconciliation, and some sort of public option will come to pass. No, instead, I write of […]

Sarah Palin is Spinal Tap

Except for a handful of future Tea Baggers, few Americans had a clue about who the first term governor of Alaska was. We knew nothing about her point guard play, her problems with staying in one college, her backstabbing behavior in town politics, her efforts to impose censorship on the Wasilla Public Library, her husband’s […]

Teabaggers: The Modern Luddites

Teabaggers: Our Modern day Luddites

1811 – The Luddite Movement is formed. Textile workers organize and destroy looms and modern textile machines because the new efficient technology destroyed their jobs and way of life. Historian E. P. Thompson argued that Luddites were not opposed to new technology simply because it was new, but to the lower, flexible prices and to the introduction of a “free” market. His claim was based on the many Luddite raids where some machines were smashed, yet those owned by owners who did not reduce prices were left unharmed.

2009 – The Teabagger movement is formed, ignorant of the more common usage of that term.

Coincidence? I think not.

Land of the Free? Home of the Brave? (RIP)

1919 – Antonio Gramsci, Italian communist leader, creates the New Order, L’Ordine Nuovo an effort to educate the masses and lead them to a social revolution.

1990 – George HW Bush promotes a New World Order based on US economic and military strength.


“The world’s equilibrium hath been upset through the vibrating influence of this most great, this new World Order. Mankind’s ordered life hath been revolutionized through the agency of this unique, this wondrous System – the like of which mortal eyes have never witnessed.” – – – -Bahá’u’llá, creator of the Bahai faith, 1889,

Secrecy and Capitalism

NEW YORK (Reuters) – U.S. securities regulators originally treated the New York Federal Reserve’s bid to keep secret many of the details of the American International Group bailout like a request to protect matters of national security, according to emails obtained by Reuters.

This is what unregulated, pure, the “Haves and Have Mores” capitalism has come down to. Facts that are so unsupportable, so messy, and quite possibly criminal, that the parties involved, INCLUDING OUR GOVERNMENT, cannot accept the idea that their dirty dealings might see the light of day.

Obama’s White House Leadership Checklist

1. Identify an issue that people want to hear about.

2. Make a GREAT SPEECH on the subject, to cheering crowds, happy faces, and even good editorial page coverage.

3. Quit. Do nothing else. Ignore the task of leadership.

4. After too much time has passed, have Rahm bitch at the Progressive Caucus for complaining about the complete inaction by the White House.

5. Meet every perceived demand made by political opponents, making sure that the knife that you use to stab your supporters in the back is razor sharp, and free of fingerprints and grime.

6. Have Rahm look at the polling data on said issue.

7. Freak out over polling data.

8. Hold emergency White House meeting.

Pastor Agnostic’s Messo-chussetts Sermon

 1920 – Prohibition went into effect in the U.S, a date that shall live in infamy.

2000 – A truck loaded with evaporated milk was rammed into California’s state capitol building in Sacramento, CA.

Pastor Agnostic’s Sermon on the Bible’s Inerrancy

1604 – King James, irate at the poor translations available to his scholars, orders the creation of a new english Bible. (completed 1611)

1881 – King James’ New Testament is rewritten, to fix the thousands of mistranslations and mistakes present in KJ1.  The Old Testament was completed in 1885, and the Apocrypha in 1894.