Why we need Hillary to save us from space invaders.

I watched Hillary’s victory speech after routing Obama in West Virginia. Billed by her supporters as one of the greatest political speeches of all time, if excellence in wishful thinking was the criterion I’d give her an A plus. I have to give her credit because of the three candidates she proved that if evil space monsters bent on the subjugation of earth ever invade us and need a foil to get the population to lay down their arms and becoming willing slaves, I’d say Hillary is their girl.

Talk about being able to weave a convincing speech out of threads of wishful thinking.

Let’s say earth is about to be invaded and have the entire population wiped out if our military forces try to fight back. We all will be spared if we succumb willingly and allow the aliens to take over peacefully and enslave us.

Who better to give the following speech?

My fellow Americans, today space ships appeared over Washington, D.C., New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, London, Paris, Rome, Moscow, Sidney and at least a dozen other large cities around the world.

Within the hour the leader of the extra-terrestrial delegation was in contact with me by radio and we arranged the face to face meeting in the Oval Office which just concluded.

The leader, who was trustworthy and sincere, looked very much like you and I and spoke perfect English.

He explained and demonstrated the highly advanced technology of his planet, which is very similar to earth only at least two thousand years ahead of us in everything from medicine to energy.

Sad to say, their planet is dying and several million of their citizens must resettle here.

I urge all Americans and all the people of earth to welcome our new residents with open arms.

They are our friends.

They will assure that we live long healthy lives into our hundreds with virtually all debilitating diseases cured, that we will no longer rely on fossil fuel for energy, we will eliminate famine and poverty throughout the world.

Long live Jabba the Hutt, the new Emperor of the World and his Vice Planetary Potentate Hillary Clinton.

Comments

  1. Ladywolf55

    Seal, thank you for letting us know of your condition. It gives us the chance to let you know how much we have appreciated your presence here. I wish for you enough time to see this political process to it’s hopefully brighter conclusion, and for you to have plenty of loving time with your family and friends along the way. Thanks for the mighty effort you have put in to give us your always welcome and logical opinion and assessment of matters. I hope, as you go into your sunset, for your joy of living and loving to lessen the pain of passing. You will be missed, and we will cherish the time with you that is left to us.

    Teresa

  2. bryan mcclellan

    Seal, thank you for your service to our country and for your strong voice of sanity here. It is my hope that future generations will have many Seals to keep them free and to help them bear their burdens with dignity and honor. May your final days be filled with family, friends, and laughter, the best medicine of all. BM.

  3. SEAL

    Thanx. I’d sail anywhere with this bunch. Even Sherry ’cause I know she wouldn’t back down when the fit hit the shan. Of course, she would tell us what we did wrong when it was over.

    I owe all of you a huge debt for the amount of knowledge you have given me.

  4. ekaton

    SEAL, I think you are the rare man of thought and integrity in today’s post-surreal nightmare. Your wide respect is well deserved because your comments are so logical and to the point. And thats about all I’ll have to say on the subject. Be strong.

    — Kent Shaw

  5. ekaton

    ” I’ve never been to Vest (sic) Virginia and I have no intentions of ever going to a place where people are trapped in their own minds. I never want to be in the company of people who continue to vote against their own interests just because Rush Bimbag, Bumb Hannity, the Christian Zealots and Hillary, tells them to do so.

    Not only is West Virginia like that but Pennsylvania and other states, too many to mention, suffer from the same affliction. ”

    I’ve lived in PA (pee-yay) for thirty years, and I cannot take offense to that comment, facts on the ground, if you will (mocking that dick, cheney’s favorite pause device), providing a refutation of slander or libel.

    A really good work of social commentary by Joe Bageant, “Deer Hunting With Jesus” is an engaging and hugely on target analysis of the same situation. It is done with humor and compassion yet blunt honesty. A good, I anticipate, companion read on my agenda, is “Whats the Matter With Kansas, How Conservatives Won the Heart of America” by Thomas Frank, partly because a friend loaned me a copy and I lost it before I even read it, so now I have to buy a copy to replace that one anyway. But your library may have either or both by now.

    I bought and read the Bageant book, and passed it on. Its circulating out there in the vast beyond I hope, with some new individual reading it at least every month, passing it from hand to hand. Maybe it’ll turn up at a flea market and I’ll repurchase it for fifty cents.

    — kent shaw

  6. Carl Nemo

    Good thoughts SEAL and what gladdened my heart most is that you are still “on station”… : )

    Although we’ve never had the circumstance for meeting I must say that I always feel we are one concerning your commentary and our shared thoughts.

    “Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies” … Aristotle

    Carl Nemo **==

  7. SEAL

    You guys are right. I do want to survive long enough to see the ridiculous religious fanatics blown out of our government. I know that will happen only if the Obama troops get control. Hillary would only develope them as her base of supporters. Too many people are blind to the fact that she is a republicrat. A republican in democrat disguise. A female lying version of George W.Bush

    One thing I have always liked about Obama is how he goes about making changes quietly, efficiently, and effectively. No great fan fare unless it is appropriate. Problem is, that quiet does not work well for his primary campaigning. Most of Hillary’s success lately is due to the hard charging attitude she has developed. I’ve watched some of her speeches lately and she really comes across as inspirational.

    Obama needs to explain what and how he will make some of the change he has been alluding to from the beginning. People need to hear that. Most importantly, he needs to tell everyone loud and clear that he suppots the separation of church and state. Once elected, he must sick the IRS on those churchs that are preaching politics. Resind their 501 c (3) status and hit them with paying back taxes plus some hefty fines.

    Hal, when the voice activated writing first came out I played with it for awhile and found that it would not work for me. That has nothing to do with the ability of the system. Just me and the way I compose and edit. I had to constantly rewrite everything. I wish it was different. I liked the idea.

    I hope Obama is what he appears to be. I am supporting him in every way that I can. Come November, it will be getting his supporters to the voting booths to vote. As one of our posters ends every one of his posts >

    Obama 08!

  8. pollchecker

    I hope I heard the announcement correctly. They said it twice and I was wide awake the second time. If true, apparently his advisors have gotten through to him that he cannot win with the 100 year war policy. But this is just another example of McCain making his policy decisions according to the polls or other political posturing and positioning.

    Seal you are TOTALLY CORRECT! McCain’s people polled the public and found that the 100 year thing wasn’t going over well AT ALL! They had to come up with a BETTER STRATEGY to countermand the 100 year statement.

    YOu know Karl’s advising McCain behind the scenes, right?

    Sorry to hear about your pain. Hope you hang in there long enough to see the GOP get kicked out of power.

  9. Hal Brown

    SEAL:

    I am so sorry to hear this awful news about your prognosis and the pain you must endure. I hope you use some of the time you have as you follow news events, which I know is a passion with you, to keep commenting here even if it means asking someone to help you post or using voice recognition typing.

    The later has come a long way since it was invented. 0ne on my doctors does this on his laptop with me present after he examines me, and when I leave I get a copy of his report.

  10. SEAL

    McCain flip flops again!

    Today, I was half watching TV at the hospital while waiting for a blood transfusion. Of course, Faux news was on. I was half asleep when one of their puppets announced that McCain had stated he would end the Iraq war during his first term. Then the subject changed with no elaboration and the normal ten minutes of blah, blah, blah you would expect such a total change of policy direction would produce.

    I hope I heard the announcement correctly. They said it twice and I was wide awake the second time. If true, apparently his advisors have gotten through to him that he cannot win with the 100 year war policy. But this is just another example of McCain making his policy decisions according to the polls or other political posturing and positioning. His record establishes he has done it his whole political life.He is the Duncan politition, up and down like one of their yoyos.

    I can only imagine the field day the Democraps are going to have with this. I have no idea the context His statement came out of but it will make no difference. A flip-flop is a flip-flop.

    Regarding HRC, I have no understanding why anyone could support her. Those who do, only declare they want a proven liar in the White House. One who supports racism in order to appear to be the more electable candidate. Not supporting Hillary does not automatically mean supporting Obama or being forced to vote for McCain. They can stay home and make their statement by not voting. In other words, they want none of them.

    The hair on the back of my neck has been standing straight up for several weeks watching Hillary continue a campaign she knows is lost. I don’t trust this lady and wonder if she has something up her sleve none of us has picked up on. The Clintons have always been great behind the scene deal makers. Or have they lashed a horde of supper delegates to the mast with old skeleton threats? I find it hard to accept that The HillBilly Campaign would invest about 17 million of their own money in what they know is certain defeat. They’re just not that dumb or egotistical. Something is up.

    Sorry to use your collum for this, Hal,but to answer many inquiries I have received, I have been handed some very discourageing news lately. We finally got the doctors to agree to a time frame for me to live. It’s 6 to 18 months. We made them say it because I had deteriorated so much the past couple of months. Can’t walk over 15 feet now. Have had to increase painkillers again. You would not believe how long it has taken me to type this post. So, there it is, finally. I must say, though, that there is some solace in knowing. I set everything up for the family long ago, so, their is nothing to do or worry about there. just want to spend as much time with kids and grand kids as I can. That means traveling a lot.

    Anyway, there you have it. Don’t expect a lot of posting from me. It is too difficult.

  11. ridingchick

    Sherry:

    I find it amazing that YOU refer to the Obama supporters as MYOPIC. Quite frankly, it appears that the people in West Virginia are the one’s that are MYOPIC! Did you take a look at the exit polls and the comments?

    I’ve never been to Vest Virginia and I have no intentions of ever going to a place where people are trapped in their own minds. I never want to be in the company of people who continue to vote against their own interests just because Rush Bimbag, Bumb Hannity, the Christian Zealots and Hillary, tells them to do so.

    Not only is West Virginia like that but Pennsylvania and other states, too many to mention, suffer from the same affliction.

    I pray that God will OPEN their eyes and yours as well to see that your mind set will destroy you in this ever so changing world.

    My best to the CLEAR THINKERS of this world, who are able to think further than the moment!

    Obama ’08

  12. Hal Brown

    This is what Hillary said:

    “President Bush’s comparison of any Democrat to Nazi
    appeasers is both offensive and outrageous. This is the kind
    of statement that has no place in any presidential address.”