Yes, George Bush, it can get worse

It hasn’t been a good couple of days for George W. Bush.

The president achieved the highest disapproval rating, 69 percent, in the 70-year history of the Gallup poll. Only 28 percent of Americans approve of the job he’s doing. By 69 percent to 27 percent they said his presidency has been a failure.

Oh, and the dollar fell to a record low against the euro. Oil prices reached an all-time high of over $118 a barrel. There was a 5.2 magnitude earthquake in southern Illinois, of all places. The North Koreans are making noises about backing out of their uranium deal. And the Rangers, his old baseball team, are last in their division and tied for worst record in the American League.

Can it get any worse?

Well, mysterious unidentified flying objects have appeared over Arizona and Florida. Just what he needs: Real aliens to worry about.