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109 MILLION points of bitterness

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April 13, 2008

Dead-Eye Hill announced that she was incited that Barack had the audacity to suggest that some people might hang on to guns and god, while they are bitter about their future prospects. In her most haughty, I am Queen voice, she called Barack Obama, truly a self-made man, that nastiest of comments ever heard – Elite. What an attack, intended to be heard by Pennsylvanians whose jobs are gone forever. Elite? Oh, my, the horrors!

Last night, between anti-Elitism attackes, Dead-Eye Hill went out for some boilermakers and downed a few brews, while exchanging hunting, and presumably fish stories. I suspect that if fishing did come up, word will leak that Hillary caught the whale that swallowed Jonah, saving his life, (using flyweight #3 line, on a custom, handcrafted, Strato-caster pole, using two ounces of lead, a stainless leader, and a barbless hook – because Hillary practices “catch and release” when she concocts biblical tall fish stories. Hillary has ALL the details down pat.) before having to admit that she lied about that, too.

How sweet. “Pour beer, Hill, smile now. OK, you in the blue collar shirt, smile and give Hillary a toast. Camera ready? ROLL IT. ACTION.” Making sure the camera gets the perfect lighting of Hill rubbing elbows with the common beer-drinking man is not an easy task. It is almost as hard to catch Hillary choking up on cue. Damn, that takes practice, practice, practice. You can only do it in one take, you see.

So Obama is the one tagged with the elite label, all the while that Little Miss Inevitable chartered a private plane to avoid rubbing shoulders with the media (at least until she ran out of money). Her husband earned a cool $800,000 in future bribe money from pro-Colombian trade pacts lobbyists, half of which she can use for her campaign. Instead of firing Mark Penn for double dipping with Colombia, she merely changes his title. And all the while, she attacks Obama for no being strong enough on trade issues. Worst of all, Howard Wolfson also takes Colombian trade money, leaving Hillary as the only individual in her entire campaign that seems to have missed out on free money.

But she is against the trade agreement. Honestly. Trust her. Really. This is no fish or Nafta story.

Between her Bosnian sniper attacks, her lies about Obama and the Canadians on NAFTA, her pretending that her staff did NOT spread lies about Obama being a Muslim, then attacking his christian preacher, Hillary has shown just how low she will go. Finally, I can understand why Mark Penn is dining with Karen Hughes (Bush’s former right hand man), why Bill respects Karl Rove as a political genius, and why Hillary’s acquaintance with truth and veracity is not just passing, but she crosses the street against the lights, just to avoid running into it again.

$109,000,000 since 2000. That is the Clintons’ income. Not including unreported large sums from Qatar and other middle east sources. (of course, mentioning these will make Obama anti-semitic, somehow). And what of his library funding, exceeding $150,000,000 from FOREIGN sources? It sure looks like his friendship with papa Bush certainly has paid off. On edit, I was reminded of two things, the free health care that their entire family gets, partly from her senate job, partly from his presidential pension. However, that would net them only approximately $3.5 million AFTER taxes for that same time period. And never forget for at least one entire year, Bill was earning nothing extra because of his emergency heart surgery.

Obama recently paid back is school loans. Hillary turned $1000 into a magical $100,000. Obama worked the streets in poverty and crime ridden areas of Chicago, seeing first hand the hopeless and the damage they have suffered. Hillary’s family had a summer cottage where she spent her summers. Instead of a Wall street firm (easy to do for a Harvard Law Review editor) Obama worked for a small local firm. With her husband as governor, Hillary worked for the Rose Firm, the biggest corporate firm in that region. Obama donated his time, Hilalry sat on the Wallmart Board of Directors, making anti-union and anti-worker decisions. Obama writes books, Hillary hires others to write them for her.

It just begs the question: JUST WHO THE HELL IS ELITE HERE, DEAD-EYE HILL?

4 Responses to 109 MILLION points of bitterness

  1. NYRob

    April 13, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Absolutely agree. Now if we could only get the media to back off from seeing her continuing “throwing sand” comments as news, we might get back on track.

  2. geb353

    April 14, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Bitter? Nooooooo – today, they’re not going to the now-overseas job they once had.
    It was outsourced for corporate tax breaks.
    On the other hand, these resilient folks’ days are free, until the bank repos their homes.
    High gas prices don’t make them bitter anymore; they can’t afford it anyway.
    One year of their income taxes will fund one second of the Iraq war and nothing more.
    Bitter?
    Nah, Democrats would just waste it on roads and schools anyway.
    The food banks here are TAPPED OUT.
    A part-time Taco Bell job had over 500 applications last week – for ONE OPENING.
    But Mizz Hill’ry, we ain’t bitter!
    We just happy to be livin’.
    [‘ok, play the banjo, Bubba…’]

  3. Belle

    April 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Shillarys constant rehashing ONE WORD over and over shows she does not have the brains to think of anything else to say. For this so called woman there will never be enough of anything!! She does not have as much honesty in her entire body as Obama has in one little toe. And I personally think that with all the problems we face in this world ,4 days devoted to the word ‘bitter’ should make it legimate enough to FIRE every damn talking head that does not have the brains to DROP IT and stop being Shillarys leash dog. I am ‘bitter’ over all the guys and gals with a few minutes of fame on the TV to regurgatate the same old story over and over and over.. give it a rest or SHUT UP entirely… we are all sick to death of your rehash of a word while the world is crashing around so many people in this country GIVE IT A REST!!!!!!

  4. DejaVuAllOver

    April 17, 2008 at 1:44 am

    If you were a woman, Rob, I’d ask you to marry me. No, wait, I tried that already….. Anyway, you’re a great writer. Thanks for another truly funny piece! (although maybe I should thank Hillary for being such a joke……)