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Latest adultery excuse: Love of country made me do it

By DOUG THOMPSON
March 11, 2011

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich set up a new low in political claptrap this week by claiming his love of country forced him to seek love with women other than wives one and two and — given his history — will probably eventually lead to an end to the marriage with his current wife.

Gingrich, one of the loudest critics of President Bill Clinton for entertaining  White House intern Monica Lewinsky with cigars between blow jobs, came up with one of the lamest excuses ever for screwing around.

“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt agout this country, that I worked far too hard and that things happened in my life that were not appropriate,” Gingrich told CBS news.

In other words, love of country led him to seek love from any woman who was willing.

While publicly chastising Clinton for dallying with an intern, Gingrich was bedding a House Committee staffer while still married to wife number two, who he started nailing while married to wife number one — the one he served with divorce papers while she lay dying of cancer in a hospital room.

So why does Gingrich want to be President?

Because, he says, “our Judeo-Christian civilization is under attack from secular, atheist elitism.”

So how is Newt the serial adulterer plan to do this. He says he wants to become a President that Americans can admire because he will “share their values.”

So far, I haven’t been able to find a single American man or woman who says they messed around because it was the patriotic thing to do.

Newton is not the first elected official to screw around nor will he be the last. Extra-marital activity runs rampant on Capitol Hill. Always has.

Another Clinton critic, Rep. Dan Burton of Indiana, fathered a child from one affair and put his onetime mistress on his Congressional office payroll.

Sen. John Ensign of Nevada is quitting getting caught screwing the wife of a former aide and then trying to pay them off to keep quiet.

Even former longtime Illinois Congressman Henry Hyde, who chaired the impeachment hearings against Clinton, admitted to adultery in his younger years.

But Gingrich is the first to claim that love of country led to making love to women other than his wives.

Perhaps that’s why Congress is so good at screwing the country.

Screwing people over comes naturally.

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13 Responses to Latest adultery excuse: Love of country made me do it

  1. Carl Nemo

    March 11, 2011 at 10:38 am

    I really don’t care if the guy scews around, but not on my tax dime and time.

    Just the fact that this example of human refuse has resurfaced forcing us to suffer his noisome presence through the primaries is enough to make me want to heave over the rail so to speak.

    Enough of Gingrich…enough I say! We need to put him on ignore and relegate him to the ashbin of history where he belongs.

    Newt, read my words…GET LOST…that’s an order!

    Carl Nemo **==

  2. Carl Nemo

    March 11, 2011 at 10:46 am

    “the guy scews around”

    should read: “the guy screws around”

    In Newt’s case accuracy is important concerning his main character flaw in addition to others no doubt that aren’t disclosed of which hopefully we don’t care to discover post his ascendancy to the White House.

    My apologies for the error.

    Carl Nemo **==

  3. Mike Roberts

    March 11, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Newt Gingrich is showing off Callista. He is proud of his beautiful, young, blonde third wife. She proves he has masculine power and the boldness to lead America to greatness.

    Men on top in Hollywood and in business and in government are men on top in the bedroom. Gingrich traded UP when he started his affair. The fact that he did it while condemning Clinton for doing less shows Gingrich has boldness and audacity.

    National power is not served by worrying about principle. It is served by acting on self interest. Newt is proving with the non-verbal message of Callista on his arm that he would usher in a renewed mood of America first, America greatness, America in unchallenged leadership in the world. America has the Air Force and Navy to seize Nigerian oil. Or Mexico’s. Why do we sit back? America could be energy independent if we simply used the open competition to make the world a better place for Americans. There would be three great powers, Europe, China, and America. And we would be first of the three.

    I support Newt in his adultery because it shows he will stop at nothing to make America number one!

    • woody188

      March 11, 2011 at 2:49 pm

      I love sarcasm.

      • Carl Nemo

        March 11, 2011 at 6:25 pm

        Me too Woody except in Gingrich’s case.

        I should apologize to Mike for coming on so strong. It is also proves he’s a convincing writer. Good work Mike. My problem is I’m far too serious most of the time, the sign of a cranky old guy with sore arches. : ))

        For some reason Newt gives me an instant case of the ass just seeing his mug.

        Carl Nemo **==

        • griff

          March 11, 2011 at 6:44 pm

          I thought he was serious at first too. I’m still not sure. I’m certain there are many who actually think that.

  4. Carl Nemo

    March 11, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    Yo Mike Roberts…

    “Men on top in Hollywood and in business and in government are men on top in the bedroom.” …extract from post

    For some reason I don’t see this fat, out of shape ‘pig’ on top of anything in the bedroom. He’s also into receiving oral sex no differently than Bill Clinton which to me is one of the more demeaning ways to treat women unless it’s as a function of “mutual” foreplay associated with bedroom activities. So too women that do so to a fully clothed, seated man in his office chair or self-imagined ‘throne’ as in Newt’s case is of the same caliber as the recipient of such ‘pleasure’ in the aforedescribed setting. I suspect Newt hates women. This guy is an evil pig, plain and simple!

    America needs to stow their obsession with being numero uno 24/7/365. Look where it’s gotten this nation; ie., a broken debtor nation with our national life’s blood running out on the sands of time. We’re soon to become a footnote in history precisely because of interlopers such as Gingrich in high office. They use our nation so too as the women they treat so shabbily, but in our case, “Lady Liberty”, which is unacceptable. : |

    The most disgusting thing about this guy is that he’s resurrecting himself to fail, but we must suffer his presence in the public spolight in the months prior to the primaries to which I doubt he’ll make his presence.

    Carl Nemo **==

  5. Phil

    March 11, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    I think the next lady he will screw is named Liberty. In the name of patriotism of course.

    • griff

      March 11, 2011 at 6:46 pm

      She’s already been ridden hard and put away wet.

  6. Lou Sarah

    March 11, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    I wonder if Calista screamed out “USA! USA!” as Naughty Newtie gave her an orgasm when he has cheating on his 2nd wife!

    • griff

      March 12, 2011 at 10:44 pm

      That is assuming, of course, that Naughty Newtie possesses such skills.

  7. Carl Nemo

    March 12, 2011 at 3:59 am

    You know what Lou Sarah. You’re closer to the ‘sick’ truth than you might possibily realize.

    I’m cursed in that I both know and sense the face of true evil that both men and women do. Truly corrupt, totally compromised people in spirit, do things as you so suggest; ie., they laugh upon completion of their mutual orgasm or crime linked to duplicity which is a manifestation of evil incarnate. Sick puppies indeed is all I can say. / : |

    I know firsthand, the face of true evil. : (

    Carl Nemo **==

  8. bogofree

    March 12, 2011 at 9:47 am

    So Newt wants to get into the oral office and bring the entire nation to its knees like he does his paramours. Maybe GM will revive the Hummer in honor of Newt? As far as the arm candy she has figured out the way to his heart is not through his stomach. Maybe he can hook up with Clinton some day and discuss an oral history of the presidency?