An apparently frustrated 34-year-old married woman in Sarasota, Florida, walked into the Thirsty Turtle Bar earlier this week, downed a few drinks, went to the ladies room and returned to the bar — naked.
When the bar manager tried to talk Traci Batcher into returning to the restroom and getting dressed, she locked herself in the room and refused to come out.
The police came and tried to talk her out. No luck, so the manager unlocked the door and Batcher emerged topless. The cops covered her with a t-shirt provided by the busted her for indecent behavior and indecent exposure.
According to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, when the police asked Batcher why she did it she said: “You don’t understand. I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years.”
Do the math. Batcher is 34. If she married at 13 and has been married for 16 years that would make her 29.