"Buy you a drink miss?"

An apparently frustrated 34-year-old married woman in Sarasota, Florida, walked into the Thirsty Turtle Bar earlier this week, downed a few drinks, went to the ladies room and returned to the bar — naked.

When the bar manager tried to talk Traci Batcher into returning to the restroom and getting dressed, she locked herself in the room and refused to come out.

The police came and tried to talk her out. No luck, so the manager unlocked the door and Batcher emerged topless.  The cops covered her with a t-shirt provided by the busted her for indecent behavior and indecent exposure.

According to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, when the police asked Batcher why she did it she said: “You don’t understand. I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years.”

Do the math. Batcher is 34. If she married at 13 and has been married for 16 years that would make her 29.

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Doug Thompson published his first story and photo at age 11 -- a newspaper article about racism and the Klan in Prince Edward County, VA, in 1958. From that point on, he decided to become a newspaperman and did just that -- reporting news and taking photos full-time at his hometown paper, becoming the youngest full-time reporter at The Roanoke Times in Virginia in 1965 and spent most of the past 55+ years covering news around the country and the globe. After a short sabbatical as a political operative in Washington in the 1980s, he returned to the news profession in 1992. Today, he is a contract reporter/photojournalist for BHMedia and owns Capitol Hill Blue and other news websites.