Screwing the boss apparently wasn’t all that great

Former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner plaything Izabella St. James isn’t too kind when it comes to talking about belly bumping with the legendary founder of Playboy Magazine.

Besides saying that Hef lets his dogs poop in the Los Angeles mansion because they are not house trained and keeps his playmate girlfriends on a $1,000 a week “allowance,” St. James says this about sex with the man from Playboy:

I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not. But he just lay there like a dead fish. We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954.

Hmmm. A grand a week to have sex with a dead fish. In some parts of the world they have another name for taking money for sex.

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3 Responses to "Screwing the boss apparently wasn’t all that great"

  1. bmclellan  January 2, 2011 at 10:28 am

    You must have forgotten to hook up the jumper cables Izabella.

  2. Gregory  January 3, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    What did she expect from a 84 year old. Izabella, you had your 15 minutes of fame. Go away.

  3. Carl Nemo  January 4, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    What’s tragic about these kind of stories is the treachery that will surface when it comes to money, fame, infamy and publicity all linked to $$.

    Mr. Hefner gave this woman a chance to make it bigtime in the movie industry, modeling etc. regardless of whatever sexual percs that he enjoys as a function of his wealth.

    Instead of remaining loyal in a business sense to Hef, this type of lowlife; ie., Ms. St. James et al. capitalize on the moment by outing his lack of performance in the sack…say what?!

    Hef hasn’t been ‘banging’ on all cylinders for many years no doubt. There’s no Ph.d in foreplay granted by taking Cialis, Viagra etc. He’s, very old, burnt out and these young women wouldn’t have a clue as how turn on such an exalted, sexually jaded intellect. Hef has been there and done that so to speak; so by simply having a sexual tryst with a silly young woman, basically a sexual ‘airhead’ isn’t going to do it for him.

    The only part of this story that I find ‘twisted’ is that the dog’s roaming his mansion aren’t potty trained. Do the ‘playmates’ have to clean up the mess, if so, then it would indicate Hef himself is a ‘sick puppy’ and possibly enjoys the groveling humiliation that these young women must suffer to ‘get ahead’…no pun intended…? / : |

    Carl Nemo **==

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