Besides saying that Hef lets his dogs poop in the Los Angeles mansion because they are not house trained and keeps his playmate girlfriends on a $1,000 a week “allowance,” St. James says this about sex with the man from Playboy:
I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not. But he just lay there like a dead fish. We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954.
Hmmm. A grand a week to have sex with a dead fish. In some parts of the world they have another name for taking money for sex.