Mercenaries wanted: Apply to Pentagon

As reports of murder and mayhem by American mercenaries in Iraq increase, a new report says the overstretched and overburdened Army needs more mercenaries to fight George W. Bush’s war.

Yep. The Army is looking for not just a few, but a lot, of good killers.

Just apply at Pentagon, USA. And bring you own weapons.

Report: Army needs more contracting personnel – The demands of supplying soldiers in combat require an additional 1,400 military and civilian personnel with the authority to …

[USA Today Washington News]