Homeland Security boss Michael Chertoff is trying to convince the rest of the world that he knew nothing about the phony press conference staged last week by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Yeah, right. Chertoff is known as a micro manager who insists that everything go through him. Does he expect anyone to believe that FEMA staged a phony press conference without clearing it with him?

Not bloody likely.

Chertoff Rips Phony Press Event – The homeland security chief tore into his employees for staging a phony news conference at the Federal Emergency Management Agency. [Washington News]