Spearing the Britney

We suppose there was a legitimate reason for putting an overweight, under-prepared Britney Spears on the stage of the stage of the MTV video music awards Sunday night in Las Vegas but we’re sure the producers of the show are now wondering just what the hell it was.

Spears was so unprepared that her lip syncing was out of sync, her so-called dance movement didn’t mesh with the professionals around her and she moved with all the grace of a drunken elephant.

At 25, Spears is clearly past her prime, if indeed she ever had one.

VMA host Sara Silverman, commenting on Spears’ so-called “comeback” performance, said:

Wasn’t that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.

Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.

And they say politics is nasty.

Comments

  1. geyser

    Doug, I see you’re taking some Heat, writing about Britney Spears. Let’s not forget ther age group targeted when she first came on the scene. I believe it is 12-15 year olds, that buy her CD’s and anything else Britney.
    I can’t put all the blame on her shoulders to how she arrived at this point in her life. Her parents should absorb some of the blame for what they didn’t do for her. The Mother especially, left her after an argument and never looked back. Britney didn’t have the smarts to take care of her life or career. The only thing she did for herself, made sure she had money coming in every month. It is nice while it lasts. If she doesn’t start to sell CD’s, the money will abruptly stop.
    Britney had no one to turn to that could advise her in matters of the heart. She ended up with an out of work dancer that got her pregnant, as fast as he could.
    The second child came along soon after. She never had control of her own life. If this recent story is true, if she had a routine all worked out and MTV said no to it, Britney isn’t good enough to adlib. Britney should have said, “Thanks but, no thanks” canceling her spot at the Awards.
    Britney will hang around for a few more years, maybe we will hear about her every now and then but, if she doesn’t go out and get help, she will end up in some Trailer Camp with her children, living on welfare.

    Taking One Day at a Time