Paris? PARIS ? ? ? ?

Alberto Gonzales’ lies have become so obvious and painful that even some GOPers are scratching their collective heads and complaining. Other than deadbeats like Orwin Hatch, and a few others, it is clear that the only people who support the AG are the president and the Veep, the two most concerned about what might happen if Gonzo saw that it was bedtime.

In other news, the Chief of the Supremes, Herr Johan Roberts, had yet another seizure, a recurring medical issue that he seems to have withheld from Congress, perhaps even from “sein Führer”. One can only hope that as he recovers, he sees how bad health care choices are for those who do not wear the top nine robes, and how our democratic syste, our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness is far more important than hi painfully obvious personal loyalty to sein Führer will wake him up and make him see the light. Doubtful, though.

Congress, congress, congress. What can you say about a Pelosi-led group of chickenhawks who “DARED” give the poorest of the poor a measly increase in the minimum wage, and now seek a significant increase in their own pay? other than several choice four letter words?
It is hard to believe, but today’s Democrat Party Majority is as bad, if not worse than the GOP majority they replaced. Not only does she and her ineffectual, spineless, useless Hoyerites and DLCers refuse to deal with the most serious issues facing us, not only does she refuse to face up to her constitutional mandate and responsibilities, but she won’t even try to use the most important weapon in Congress’ mandate – the checkbook.

Pat Tillman was probably murdered by his own men. Romney reminds people of a weathervane in a hurricane. McCain is falling faster than my ex’s souffle.

So what are the most important stories in the Main Stream Media?
Hillary’s cleavage
Edwards’ haircut
Paris’ loss of $60,000,000 trust fund.

Face it, we are beyond hope.