Stop the presses

First it was The New York Times going tabloid over the strange marriage of Bill and Hillary Clinton. Then headlines in another paper scream: "BUSH MARRIAGE BREAKUP! Exclusive! Separate lives in the White House … Nasty fights … Booze problems … Laura urges counseling."

This time, however, it was a real tabloid. The Globe, one of those supermarket tabloids that predict celebrity divorces, says the Bush marriage is in trouble.

Yeah, right. And Denny Hastert is under investigation by the FBI…and Karl Rove was indicted two weeks ago…and the CIA blew up the World Trade Center.