A land shark called health care

Someone’s knocking at the door, the young woman inside the apartment asks who’s there, and a pleasant voice replies, "flowers." The woman is suspicious, and is then told "plumber," and later "candy-gram."

It’s really a shark — a land shark that hangs out in urban areas, or at least in the old "Saturday Night Live" skits — and it finally tricks the woman into thinking it’s a dolphin. She opens the door and is devoured.

This was all very, very funny when the movie "Jaws" was a hot topic, but what’s not so funny is the congressional version we’ve lately been seeing in Washington.

Congress comes knocking and says, "stimulus package, low unemployment," proffering a long, hurry-up-and-pass-it, $800 billion bill no one has had time to read. From it, we get tons of pork. We get welfare-state extensions. We get no stimulation, but the highest jobless rate in a more than two decades.

Then the House comes knocking, saying "cap-and-trade, save the planet," passing another bill no one has had time to read, a cumbersome, massively interventionist, sneak-tax measure that will increase everyone’s utility payments, restrict industrial productivity and transfer great wealth from this nation to poorer countries while achieving something on the order of nothing.

Now Congress is knocking again, saying "new bill coming, great, cheap health care for everyone," thinking maybe the public is ready to be tricked by yet another document of 1,000 pages and more, even if it portends increased joblessness, health rationing by the government, a soak-the-rich dodge and baby steps toward a vast new entitlement on top of tens of trillions of dollars in unfunded liabilities for entitlements we can’t afford now.

Some of this wonderful care under a House proposal is supposed to come from small businesses with payrolls as low as $250,000. They would have to provide insurance or pay a penalty, and, in a blink, you see how Democrats think — these businesses, in their view, are greed buckets, making much more than they need to survive and easily able to pony up additional bucks. Many can’t. They would have to go out of business.

Any semblance of health-care liberty is out the window with this bill — none but the tiniest businesses have any choice about what they do, insurance companies would have to provide insurance even to those already sick and citizens would have to buy insurance whether they want to or not.

If all that’s not socialist control enough, there will be a new public insurance provider, thereby going past the 46 percent of health care the government now pays for, helping to add maybe $1 trillion in costs over the next decade, and beginning to usher in the kinds of treatment controls that mark single-payer systems many patients in other countries have learned to abhor.

The big gimmick here is the assurance that most of us will avoid the extra costs while the rich will foot the bill, as if it’s not democratically destructive to have one segment of the population always paying for everyone else’s government services and as if the rest of us won’t feel the pain at some point, through deficits, through diminished entrepreneurship and more.

To be sure, our current health system is an unholy jumble, but the left has worked overtime to exaggerate certain of its shortcomings and has seemed less interested in truly interesting reform possibilities than in extending the reach of a government that is already dangerous in its leviathan clumsiness.

The public has some say in all of this, through letters, phone calls and other ways of communicating with members of Congress, and my advice is to let it be known you aren’t opening the door, that you know a land shark when you hear one.

(Jay Ambrose, formerly Washington director of editorial policy for Scripps Howard newspapers and the editor of dailies in El Paso, Texas, and Denver, is a columnist living in Colorado. He can be reached at SpeaktoJay(at)aol.com.)

10 Responses to "A land shark called health care"

  1. almandine  July 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Health care reform?

    Naw, just another tax. Read the link carefully. You WILL have govt run insurance – and the poorest health care it can bring.

    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=104161

    I’ll bet Goldman Sachs is pushing this thing too.

    http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/29127316/the_great_american_bubble_machine

    We’re fucking screwed.

  2. griff  July 17, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Yep, El Duce is creaming in his coffin right now.

    As far as the public is concerned, most are happy to believe whatever they see on TV. If the idiot box says we need it, then by all means we’ll get behind it.

  3. oceanika  July 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    If you wish to add credibility to your agument, citing WorldNetDaily isn’t the best choice. WND is well known for being factually challenged.

    If you want information that is part hysteria, part sloppy reporting and completely blinded by bias, then WND is the place to go.

    BTW, the Rolling Stone article by Matt Tabibi should be required reading for everyone, but I don’t think it has anything to do with this topic.

  4. almandine  July 18, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Don’t deny the credibility of THIS WND article unless you can point to its inaccuracy. Clearly, you haven’t checked the truth of the matter.

    Read the friggin bill. Then bring your ideology front and center with whatever credibility you can muster.

    All this partisan crap HAS to cease. Do you really want our beloved country to piss itself away?

  5. griff  July 19, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Where’s gazelle when someone – besides myself – needs to be called out for this textbook example of argumentum ad hominem?

  6. oceanika  July 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Some people just shoot themselves in the foot when they get overheated; they resort to all sorts of falacious arguments. The example you point out is often used by people who feel they are backed into a corner.

  7. griff  July 20, 2009 at 3:26 am

    Ha. Nice try. I would say the same about your arguments as well.

  8. oceanika  July 20, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Try what? Something must have struck home, but I’m puzzled; how does this affect you?

    Now, about which of my arguments in particular, would you “say the same”?

  9. oceanika  July 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    In the comments section of another story “Overreaching on health care reform”, Almandine graciously conceded that I was right about the correctness of the WND article, however we still disagree about the main issue-and that’s fair.

    In all these comments, it’s just a difference of opinion, nothing personal.

    We can never know how anything will turn out in the future, we can only make the best decision we can with the information we have. We’ve been lied to before, we’ve picked the wrong horse before, but I hope we all have learned better and tempered our opinions and left room to correct our course when we need to. I know I’ve had to often enough.

    So who’s right? As Almandine points out “Time will tell,” and I can’t argue with that.

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