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May 1, 2008 - 8:40am

Who should McCain pick as his Vice President?

An almost unbeatable team would be if McCain picks Hillary. This especially since he and Bush are cutting the gas tax this summer before the election which is almost like handing the average voter $5 to vote for him.

In Pennsylvania the liqueur stores and bars close election day to stop voters from being offered a drink for their vote. McCain could get rid of those kind of laws in time for his second term in office. However since most of us haven't stocked up on euros and caned food, and most of our urban roofs aren't strong enough for roof gardens, the food riots after the dollar collapses will be so bad that McCain will have to cancel the election before his second term, and those strong enough to swim will have to swim to Cuba for a bite to eat.

It's hard to find euros to squirrel away, but if you live in the South West there are a lot of pasos. And the value of the paso keeps rising in relation to the dollar, so pasos would be a good investment.

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Just when I thought my

Just when I thought my nightmares couldn't get any worse you have to go and suggest a McCain/Clinton ticket. Geez, thanks. And, hey, thats $5 a MONTH we'd be saving if the $.18 cents a gallon gas tax was suspended as Clinton and McCain both propose. Another attempt to buy votes for republicans along with the "tax rebate"? Clinton said the very first thing she'd do if elected is to suspend that $.18 cents. I guess she's decided hers will be a "decidership" as well, with full ability to make law without consulting congress. I wonder what they'll say when a couple more bridges crumble due to lack of maintenance funds.

-- Kent Shaw

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Richard -- you have just

Richard -- you have just proven to me, not to take you seriously.

A McCain/Clinton ticket is about as likely as the aliens landing on the White House grounds.

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I guess you haven't been in

I guess you haven't been in Mexico in the last 400 years. The money south of the border is called a pEso.
What we have been giving our politicians is a paso and it has not been a good investment.

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Lucifer would be

Lucifer would be appropriate.

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RichardKanePA My McCain

RichardKanePA

My McCain Hillary ticket idea was a cross between a joke and a nightmare.

However the essay about the hairless apes and the flying saucers, I was very serious and a little scared to write.

Science thinks it discovered that most of the universe is dark matter and energy we don't understand that has no edges or center and that time is another dimension in a world that is full of endless dimensions. Privative people and our pet cats, believe where they happen to live is the center of the universe. Later people thought that the earth was at the center, then that the sun was, then there is no center, then who knows what next. But where one is at, is the center, makes more sense than picking another spot. I could see visitors, from a far, visiting a precious back woods nature preserve being careful not to step on any ants or humans, but I can't see one of them getting involved with our personal squabbles but there seems to be evidence that something took a liking to Jesus telling us to stop hurting each other.

Miracle stories real or staged make a big thing out of the miracles, but Jesus seemed to casually apply health care while he was trying to persuade people about something else. Somehow to some, being a Christian means bringing Armageddon so Jesus can come back, and pick up the pieces. Which makes no sense but as far as I can tell none of it makes any sense, including the possibility of us getting hear by a series of coincidences.

The Philadelphia Metro made a joke out of Ben Franklin being involved with those doing autopsies on dead bodies to try to understand the human body more, and a neighbor who glanced at the Metro thought Ben Franklin was discovered to be very weird. So I guess I should have two blogs, Richard the clown, and Richard the serious, so people won't think everything I write is a joke.

Pollchecker is referring to, "We hairless monkeys and flying saucer or superior intelligence encounters" and when I Google it in quotes I discover that others have weird ideas as well. I am disappointed that it wasn't deemed worthy of a daily blog summery entry at CapitalHillBlue

RichardKaneTheSerious aka RichardKanePA

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"Pollchecker is referring

"Pollchecker is referring to, "We hairless monkeys and flying saucer or superior intelligence encounters" and when I Google it in quotes I discover that others have weird ideas as well. I am disappointed that it wasn't deemed worthy of a daily blog summery entry at CapitalHillBlue"

a)I was making an attempt at humor myself since the notion of McCain/Clinton is so blatantly absurd.

B)I Don't understand what you are referring to as to the other part of this paragraph.

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I think Dr Phil should run

I think Dr Phil should run with the ha ha bomb bomb hero zero.Then we'd have someone to explain the Psycho babble that spews forth from the fountain of ever reversing crap.The upside would be no more Snow/Perino, the downside, Big pharma would have their man in place and we could all look forward to Ritalin/Valium based servitude. HACK !

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RichardKanePA Capital Hill

RichardKanePA

Capital Hill Blue, sends out a daily summery:

Capitol Hill Blue for Wednesday, April 30, 2008
(and the next one)
Capitol Hill Blue for Thursday, May 1, 2008,
(hairless monkey was in the twilight zone in between.

As far as realizing that Pollchecker was joking, I guess I make no sense when I joke around then get jumpy when others join in. I guess "Hairless Ape" borders on religion. And there is an old saying never discuss religion and politics. Of course all of us blogging on Capital Hill Blue ignore the warning about discussing politics

Sincerely, RichardKanePa

PS 4pm May 1, I goggled McCain Hillary to see whether the joke entered the Internet, and discovered a wonderful story
from the Houston Cronicle.

Three Candidates, Two Sets of Rules - Is It Racism?
Pointing out that none of them wear flag-pins but Obama gets grief over it

see and enable links at Cron.com,
http://www.chron.com/commons/persona.html?newspape...

I'll post this as a blog post before 5 am tomorrow, but I hope those who know how to post stories instead of blog entries highlight the story instead.

Why didn't I or the rest of the country notice that none of them wore flag pins during the debatats before the Houston Chronicle did?

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Nobody gets my jokes

Nobody gets my jokes either....most of the time.

My ex was a ufologist, so I have heard it all (very big grin)!

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