With the next new moon arriving May 5, 2008, which is usually the time the Pentagon War Mongers love to attack countries Israel wants bombed, this next terror drill, coming up next week, could be more than interesting. Especially the part about invoking "Continuity Plans and Capabilities."

That's bureaucrat speak for Martial Law.

Oedipus News Service

Today, in a press release, the Hillary for President campaign stated that if elected president, Hillary would have testicular implants surgically implanted, to give her the "look" and "feel" of what the big boys carry.

April 16, 2008 02:21 PM
Sam Stein

During the past week, Sen. Hillary Clinton has presented herself as a working class populist, the politician in touch with small town sentiments, compared to the elitism of her opponent, Sen. Barack Obama.

But a telling anecdote from her husband's administration shows Hillary Clinton's attitudes about the "lunch-bucket Democrats" are not exactly pristine.

Ahhh, there she is!!! My morning fix that substitutes for sex in my joyless marriage, the FOX News channel babe. You know the one ! !

She always sits front and center, in a skirt some might say is too short, but not to me and my drooling brethren.

You've read about it online and saw the text messages on your cell. Now, C.I.A. Recording Studios is pleased to announce the release of the long awaited Bin Laden CD, entitled: "Yankee Imperialists Go Home."

Yes, this CD is bound to bring a bang--literally-- to anyone ordering it. The CD features some of BL's greatest hits, like:

ZionCon™, creators of "Shock and Awe", "Gaza Blockade" and "Financial Collapse '08" are pleased to announce their latest game for the moneyed elite called "Global Chess 3000."

British fear US commander is beating the drum for Iran strikes

By Damien McElroy, Foreign Affairs Correspondent
Last Updated: 1:53am BST 05/04/2008

British officials gave warning yesterday that America's commander in Iraq will declare that Iran is waging war against the US-backed Baghdad government.

Obama's next lynching? April 19

And that's what is scheduled to go off the weekend of April 19, right before the Pennsylvania primary.

Like the last political lynching of Obama that CNN and F** News had several weeks back, when they played ad nauseam selected sound bites of Reverend Wright so they could slime Obama and make his lead over Hillary evaporate..which it did.

Since the formulation of the Federal Reserve, these legally sanctioned crooks, thieves and liars have been draining America dry of both wealth and blood, thru a never ending succession of wars, police actions, interventions and "Shock and Awe" campaigns that always manage to find a convenient "boogieman" somewhere on the planet to fight, using our tax dollars and our kids.